Want to get away? Drive to Columbia. Want to really get away? Drive to Travelers Rest and win a spot on "Survivor."
This year marks the popular program's 18th season. Is it me, or does that seem ridiculously long?
Anyway, this season's adventure: "Survivor: Tocantins — The Brazilian Highlands.” It premiers February 12th at 8 p.m.
The auditions are being held for the 19th season.
Candidates must fill out an application. Wait, that sounds like a government position. How about this: Tropical savages must sign their name in blood (or some other form of human excretion).
Thanks to The State for tipping us off.